What’s the difference between the asteroid in Armageddon and a lawyer? You can actually hire Bruce Willis to stop the asteroid.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Speeding Ticket
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Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
You got it, dude! Very funny.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
One billion... laughs!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
True story! I was there!