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2019 Vintage: The Area 51 Storm

 Why did the blonde bring a giant fan to the Nevada desert? She heard everyone was going to “Storm Area 51” and she wanted to provide the wind.

Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper01/31/2015 00:46Bid 10/10 for this humor!
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