2014 Archive: The Apple Watch

A guy keeps talking to his wrist. The bartender says, “If you’re talking to a spy, cool. If you’re checking your heart rate, get a life.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original06/25/2005 18:54Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Macarena_Dancer07/18/1998 16:01Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@DotCom_Survivor04/27/2013 07:44I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Daria_Morg01/20/2012 04:40My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Forever_Alone_X03/25/1997 00:59At least I have my jokes to keep me company.