1995 Vintage: The Apple

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. My doctor said, “Only if your aim is good enough to hit me in the head.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Scumbag_Steve_X10/15/2001 16:26Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Flash_Game_Dev04/12/1999 19:34I should make a game about this joke.

@Hacktivist_Fan10/25/2012 02:38Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

@Mobile_Web_0105/04/1996 07:02Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

@Android_Bot_9909/05/2010 00:45Beep boop. Humor recognized.