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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz11/13/2015 19:57To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Cheers_Norm05/06/1995 14:54Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Campus_King12/27/1997 17:36The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Neo_The_One03/23/2003 16:51I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Total_Recall_Fan11/05/2012 06:25Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Dirty_Dancing_F04/11/1999 21:55Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Breakfast_Club_B11/08/2015 05:38Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Pedro_For_Pres03/31/1998 08:34Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@YouTube_Beta_User08/15/1999 04:42I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!