Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita haircut, urgently!
Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition
In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »
2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »
54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »
46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition
In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »
2024 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Classic. Simply classic.