2019 Legacy: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector01/22/2009 02:07This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@OfficeWorker_9907/28/2004 10:47I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@American_Psycho_P04/30/2000 04:12I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry06/14/1998 12:16In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Austin_Powers_Y06/21/1997 20:39Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Slashdot_Effect04/07/2015 23:25We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Cloud_Computing07/04/2001 05:28Storing my laughs in the cloud.