2002 Archive: The Anita

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new controller for my console!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

@ModemWarrior07/03/2010 17:53I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes03/21/2006 10:18Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Diablo_Cow_Level05/26/2011 00:57There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Java_Applet_User03/05/1996 10:48This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan06/30/2006 09:24Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Liger_Owner_X04/17/2011 09:29It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Metacrawler_X02/21/2006 11:44Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.