“Why are there parrots in the bar?” “It’s a tie-in promotion, don’t ask.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brat Summer
A girl walks into a bar wearing neon green, messy hair, and smud...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
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The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Found this on the deep end of the net.