A guy starts throwing peanuts at a stack of glasses. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m playing the new game on my phone! I’m trying to get the green pig!”
Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
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72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
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The Invisible Man
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2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
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54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
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The Neutron Special
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2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!