“Stay classy!” “I’m trying, but you’re currently eating nachos in the bathtub. It’s a struggle.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
Deal with it. This is gold.