2022 Classic: The Amos

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan04/13/1999 22:35Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Toy_Story_Buzz08/18/2004 22:21To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@CRT_Brightness03/25/2000 21:22I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Cipher_Steak12/02/2005 05:30Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Memento_Guy09/04/1996 12:13Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan09/30/1996 14:12Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!