Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2024 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »
2024 Classic: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Vintage: The Martian
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »
37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Snap Edition
In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Saving the best laugh for last!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.