“My boss is like Patrick Bateman.” “A serial killer?” “No, he just spends two hours talking about business cards and forgets to pay me.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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There is a joke in my boot!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
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