Why was Dad talking to a cylinder? Because “Alexa” was just starting to enter homes, and he was trying to get a robot to tell him the football scores.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Very nice! Great success!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!