2021 Vintage: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

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In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro05/11/2006 15:43Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Saved_By_The_Bell09/10/2002 04:24I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@DotCom_Survivor02/02/2011 06:47I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Wrestling_Nut01/04/2005 05:25Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Breakfast_Club_B08/08/2012 19:46Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Shagadelic_9708/18/1996 18:22This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Newgrounds_User08/21/2004 14:13Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost08/17/1996 17:44Laughing at the security of my own ribs!