2004 Vintage: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!

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@Marla_Singer_Fan01/23/2003 02:23A joke for the end of the world.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan01/23/2006 16:22Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Transformers_OP08/03/1997 09:20Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H08/08/2012 13:01Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Keyboard_Cat_P08/16/2007 03:34Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@WordPress_Fan_0305/06/1998 10:25The best thing since version 1.0!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker03/17/2014 10:20This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.