2002 Archive: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while I’m at the mall!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

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In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

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@RoboCop_9012/11/2007 07:23Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Judge_Dredd_Law11/01/2005 20:55I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Zoolander_Mug01/04/1999 16:22I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@David_After_Dent07/03/2002 21:53Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Opera_User_9905/26/2001 12:45Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.