2000 Vintage: The Alpine

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you if you don’t call me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan07/02/2003 09:59Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Inkjet_Printers01/09/2013 02:07Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Thundercats_Ho04/24/2002 09:49Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Pretty_In_Pink11/25/2006 03:08Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Success_Kid_Win08/10/2011 16:20Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Flash_Intro_Hater05/04/2007 07:25Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!