2012 Classic: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/11/1998 20:37Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Linux_Distro_Fan11/04/1997 04:17Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Pi_Mathematics06/30/2003 22:01Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Beavis_Cornholio07/20/2005 13:52I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Goosebumps_Kid01/29/2000 10:54Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Frag_Master_9908/14/2006 18:18Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!

@Charlie_Unicorn03/16/1996 13:14We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@iPhone_User_0704/12/2014 15:08There’s an app for that? No, just this site!