2000 Classic: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain how to use this DVD player once I’m inside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

@Pixel_Addict09/06/2011 12:23LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Napster_King06/05/2005 21:16I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Donnie_Darko_8804/19/1997 10:56Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Grinds_My_Gears02/26/2004 01:18You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Friendster_Ghost02/24/1995 13:00Remember me? I’m still laughing.