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2019 Classic: The AirPods Pro

 Why did the lawyer upgrade to “Noise Cancellation”? So he could literally block out his client’s screams while he explained the bill.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan03/01/2005 03:12Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Neo_The_One01/04/2009 17:17I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Reservoir_Joe03/04/2008 06:58Professional humor for professional people.
@Joe_Cartoon_G08/06/1996 18:59Press the button for more humor!
@Anonymous_User09/05/2015 09:49We are many. We are laughing.

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