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2022 Archive: The “About Damn Time” Lizzo

 It’s bad bitch o’clock, it’s thick-thirty. 2022 is the year of “High Energy Self-Love.”

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Archive: The Michael (Jackson) Biopic
 2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »
67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Personal Cloud" Security
 I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Local-Only" Travel
 I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
 Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days
Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »
62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble
Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Blade Reboot (Wait, still?)
 2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Glasses "Capture"
 Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mercy Movie (Rebecca Ferguson)
 Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

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71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »
78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef
Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars (Rey's Order)
 A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Diablo_Cow_Level09/11/1996 09:34There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings06/05/1998 23:50One joke to rule them all!
@Myspace_First_Friend03/26/2004 20:01I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Pizza_Pizza_9905/28/2012 15:20Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Jesus_Quintana03/25/2010 23:49Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Dirty_Dancing_F01/13/1999 10:05Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@First_World_P04/08/2006 03:03My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Prodigy_User_X06/27/2010 01:48Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@I_See_What_You07/11/2014 10:38I see what you did there. Clever!

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