2000 Classic: The Abbott

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbot time you opened up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/21/2014 04:08This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@StarWars_Nerd12/02/1995 07:43The farce is strong with this one!

@Mini_Me_Rocks12/20/1999 15:14... (Laughter in silence).

@Dale_Doback_Fan09/22/2000 13:18Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat12/24/2008 02:35Heh heh heh. Good one.

@Hashtag_Master05/15/2010 07:47#funny #joke #retro #90s