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1997 Vintage: The 90s Car

 “Why is your love life like a ’97 Ford Taurus?” “It looks okay from a distance, but the transmission slips every time things get uphill.”

Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Groovy12/12/1999 11:42Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@OfficeWorker_9903/01/2009 16:12I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Coffee_Addict02/03/2004 13:40404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Voodoo_3dfx04/12/2000 12:08The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei10/06/2003 07:58You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Liger_Owner_X12/26/2007 11:55It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular04/04/1996 08:17I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@GL_HF_Runner03/25/2010 20:11Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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