2018 Vintage: The 5G Preview

Why did the blonde run five times around her house? She heard “5G” was coming and wanted to be five times faster.

Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Lion_King_Simba12/11/1999 13:44Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli08/05/2005 00:10That still only counts as one laugh!

@Trinity_Matrix07/14/1998 10:11Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance04/26/2008 01:10Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Fat_Bastard_Get03/15/2008 05:44Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan03/11/2004 07:28Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Hat_Tip_Sir09/05/1996 21:28M’lady... this joke is superb.