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2016 Classic: The 4G LTE

 Why did the blonde run faster while texting? She heard she had “4G” and wanted to keep up.

Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Win95_Fanatic11/10/2008 23:54This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@The_Mask_Smokin02/10/2013 17:08P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Overclocker_Pro03/11/2008 14:34My CPU is running hot after this one!
@SoundBlaster_AWE03/05/1996 04:11Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Harambe_Memories01/24/1996 19:44Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Leet_Speaker_7708/04/2004 18:387h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Shut_Up_Money12/27/1997 20:00Shut up and take my laughter!
@Browser_War_V06/19/1998 15:12Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Safari_Surfer06/16/2008 21:21A wild laugh appeared!
@Last_Commenter12/31/2010 00:40Saving the best laugh for last!

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