“Tonight we dine in hell!” “Actually, we’re dining at Applebee’s because I have a coupon.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Problem? No, just laughs!