It’s made of “Titanium.” It’s slightly lighter, which is great because I’m currently carrying the weight of my 2023 responsibilities on my shoulders.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
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Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
But you have heard of this joke!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Still digging for more humor!
Shut up and take my laughter!