I’m sharing green and yellow squares on Twitter. People think I’m a bot. I’m just trying to find a 5-letter word for “Tired.”
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
That was intense... and funny!
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M’lady... this joke is superb.