2018 Classic: The 2018 Apple Watch Series 4

It can detect if I fall. My watch is now my mother.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle02/21/1997 07:09What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Retro_Gamer_Girl10/18/2011 13:34Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Student_Life_0109/30/2011 08:19Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan04/27/1998 23:51Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Not_Bad_Obama07/29/2000 01:54Not bad. Not bad at all.

@iPhone_User_0708/24/1998 22:07There’s an app for that? No, just this site!