I just accidentally told someone I really, really like them because my thumb slipped.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!