2012 Legacy: The 2012 Ending

“We survived!” A guy cheers at midnight. The bartender says, “Great. Now pay your tab before the next apocalypse.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

@Lion_King_Simba09/08/2011 00:49Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Linkin_Park_Fan04/02/2001 08:58In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Goosebumps_Kid12/02/1997 04:49Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Borat_Very_Nice06/03/2007 06:57Very nice! Great success!

@Old_School_Frank06/03/2010 00:32We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Guestbook_Signer01/18/2014 18:18Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!