2012 Archive: The 2012 Curiosity Selfie

A robot on another planet just took a better photo than I’ve ever taken in my life.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m working late because I’m a singer? No, Sabrina, I’m working ...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

@Baywatch_Runner04/07/2007 04:47Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Diva_Plavalaguna08/20/2011 09:53The highest note of humor!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan06/27/1995 13:02Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Neopets_Trader06/13/2003 21:16Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Web_2_0_Fan11/09/2007 21:37This is the future of humor!