It has a “Retina Display.” I can finally see my own failures in high definition.
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Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Still digging for more humor!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.