2001 Archive: The 2001 Reality

We thought the new millennium would be all silver suits and space travel. Turns out it’s just Harry Potter and better hair gel.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Step into 2005 – the year when "Me at the zoo" started a video re...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

"Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

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They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

@Msdos_Expert08/27/2004 22:37DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Futurama_Bender08/17/2005 07:15Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Kernel_Panic_9806/14/1999 01:45This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Requiem_Dreamer01/29/2009 09:12That was intense... and funny!

@Philosoraptor_X03/07/2003 10:19If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Mondo_Media_X01/18/1999 01:28Top tier web animation humor!

@Smosh_Old_School01/22/1997 20:27Back when the internet was simple and funny.