1998 Vintage: The 1998 Winter Olympics (Nagano)

Why was the kitchen floor so slippery? Because the kids were practicing “Curling” with a broom and a frozen turkey.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »

Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »

Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »

Why was Dad in shock? Because Apple finally switched to USB-C and...read more »

Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »

A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »

Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »

Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »

Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »

Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »

In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »

Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »

In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »

@Zelda_Link12/16/2009 15:57It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Lara_Croft_9608/20/2005 12:47Found a real treasure with this one.

@Zoolander_Derek08/23/1997 07:18What is this? A joke for ants?

@Binary_Boy11/17/2015 10:1501001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Big_Lebowski_Dude06/02/2009 04:28The Dude abides... this joke.

@Pretty_In_Pink05/04/2008 16:47Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@First_World_P05/08/1999 06:05My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Stick_Death_Fan09/21/2008 07:03Brutally funny! Keep them coming.