1998 Archive: The 1998 Legacy

What is the most 1998 thing a lawyer ever did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining what a URL is.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

@Doom_Marines11/26/2000 04:28Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Baywatch_Runner06/27/2015 17:13Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Tech_Support_Guy08/29/2000 13:14Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@BitTorrent_0106/09/2010 22:55Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Nirvana_Teen05/06/2001 18:15Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Grunge_Lord_9407/15/1997 10:32I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Leeroy_Jenkins06/13/2015 21:00At least I have chicken... and this joke!