A guy leaves the bar and says, “See you next year!” The bartender says, “If the computers don’t get us first!”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Sonic 3
A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
2024 Archive: The ChatGPT-4o
A guy puts his phone on the bar and tells the AI, "Hey, describe...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dark and Stormy
"The weather report for November."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
One joke to rule them all!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
My fist is clenched... with joy!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!