Why was everyone so “Believe”-ing? Because the show taught us that “Biscuits with the Boss” and kindness are the only ways to survive a global crisis (and British football).
Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Christmas was a whirlwind. We were all staring at a ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
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The future is laughing at us.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Actually, it IS a cool story!