Why was the 1997 dinner table so stressful? Because every five minutes, a digital beep reminded the kids that while they were eating turkey, their virtual chicken was currently dying of neglect in their pocket.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.