2017 Legacy: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring a “Juicero” to court? To prove that “useless and expensive” is a valid business model, not a crime. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Evidence
2017 Classic: Lady Gaga (Super Bowl)
Why did she jump off the roof? Because in 2017, she wanted to prove that the only person who can top a Gaga performance is… Read More »2017 Classic: Lady Gaga (Super Bowl)
2017 Classic: Billie Eilish (Don’t Smile at Me)
Why was she so quiet? Because in 2017, she was building a massive fan base of people who also didn’t want to smile at anyone.… Read More »2017 Classic: Billie Eilish (Don’t Smile at Me)
2017 Vintage: The Darkest Hour
I told her I’m Winston Churchill. She told me I’m just a guy who likes naps and cigars. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Darkest Hour
2017 Archive: The Fidget Spinner Logic
“It helps me focus.” “Focus on what? The fact that you’re not doing the dishes?” Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Archive: The Fidget Spinner Logic
2017 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner”… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Scared Ghost
2017 Classic: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Classic: The Gym Socks
2017 Vintage: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Blockchain Diet’. I don’t actually eat anything; I just record the transaction of thinking about food.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Diet
2017 Vintage: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Self-Driving Car Motion Sickness’. That’s a ‘Future Problem’.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition… Read More »2017 Vintage: The HMO
2017 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Noise-Cancelling’ surgery scheduled.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2