2017 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Noise-Cancelling’ surgery scheduled.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
2017 Vintage: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 44 Classic… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Fan
2017 Legacy: The iPhone X Notch
Why was the traveler staring at his phone so intensely? Because he was trying to use “FaceID” to unlock it, but his face was so… Read More »2017 Legacy: The iPhone X Notch
2017 Legacy: The iPhone 8 vs X
Why was the traveler so confused? Because he bought the iPhone 8 in September and felt “old” by November when the X came out. Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: The iPhone 8 vs X
2017 Archive: La La Land vs. Moonlight
Why was the gift announcement so awkward? Because everyone was afraid the person reading the tag would say “This is for Mike,” then pause and… Read More »2017 Archive: La La Land vs. Moonlight
2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin HODLer
They don’t change the bulb. They’re just sitting in the dark waiting for the price of light to go to the moon. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bitcoin HODLer
2017 Archive: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach the bulb, do 40 burpees until your heart rate creates a glow!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 –… Read More »2017 Archive: The Gym Teacher
2017 Archive: The Dunkirk Fan
One, but it’s told from three different perspectives (the floor, the ladder, and the ceiling). Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The… Read More »2017 Archive: The Dunkirk Fan
2017 Archive: The “New Rules” Dua Lipa
One: Don’t pick up the phone. I failed rule number one immediately because I thought it was my pizza delivery. Part of the 66 Observational… Read More »2017 Archive: The “New Rules” Dua Lipa
2017 Archive: The “Something Just Like This”
The Chainsmokers and Coldplay. The ultimate “I want a simple life” anthem from two of the least simple bands. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Something Just Like This”