Why was the traveler staring at his phone so intensely? Because he was trying to use “FaceID” to unlock it, but his face was so swollen from the 12-hour flight that the phone thought he was a stranger.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition
In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »
44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition
In 1995, traveling was a physical sport. You didn't book a flight...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Beach
Why was the sand so clean? Because thousands of tiny "Sand-Bots"...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition
In 1999, traveling felt like a race against the clock. We were ch...read more »
The Cruise Buffet
Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Pillow
Why did the pillow record the guest's snoring? Because it's "Ana...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Yusuf Dikeç Style
Why did the man pass through security with one hand in his pocke...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Workout
Why was the gym so intense? Because the "Digital Trainer" realiz...read more »
The Language Barrier
When your high school Spanish fails you in a real café.I tried to...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Robot Chef
Why was the pasta so perfect? Because the chef is a robotic arm ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Concierge
Why did the tourist tip the hotel robot a battery pack? Because ...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, travel felt like a victory lap. We survived the apocalyp...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, travel felt like the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
A wild laugh appeared!