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2017 Vintage: The HMO

“We don’t cover ‘Self-Driving Car Motion Sickness’. That’s a ‘Future Problem’.”

Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
The Fever Logic
Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link01/29/2009 01:28It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Gladiator_Proximo04/13/2006 02:45Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory07/02/2002 03:08Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Hansel_So_Hot08/17/2001 02:02That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Bebo_Lover_0503/01/2003 14:15Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Leet_Speaker_7711/19/1997 22:487h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Pwnage_King01/30/2002 17:55Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Terran_Marine01/26/2004 19:30Go, go, go! More jokes!

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