2018 Legacy: The Jimmy Kimmel “Envelope” Joke
Why did he mention the 2017 mistake? To make sure that Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway didn’t have a heart attack when they came back… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Jimmy Kimmel “Envelope” Joke
2017 Classic: The Game of Thrones S7
“Is the dragon dead?” “No, but your chances with that girl are if you don’t stop talking about fan theories.” Part of the 51 Bar… Read More »2017 Classic: The Game of Thrones S7
2017 Legacy: The Moscow Mule
Still here. Still copper. Still 2017’s favorite accessory. Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Ice Cube
“I’m a hand-carved ice diamond. I’m the peak of 2017 luxury.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition… Read More »2017 Classic: The Ice Cube
2017 Classic: The Beauty and the Beast Remake
“A tale as old as time!” “Yeah, the tale of you forgetting to put the toilet seat down. Truly, a classic.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2017 Classic: The Beauty and the Beast Remake
2017 Classic: The Valerian Fail
“I’m an agent of space and time!” “You’re a guy with a 2-hour commute. Space and time are currently winning.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2017 Classic: The Valerian Fail
2017 Vintage: The 2017 Exit
“Why was 2017 so weird?” “Because it was the year we realized that reality is just a suggestion and memes are the new law.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 2017 Exit
2017 Vintage: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new handheld trends. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the crypto-charts. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Milk
I’m “milking” the fidget spinner trend. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified