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71 Office Groaners: The 2018 “GDPR & Fortnite” Edition

Welcome to 2018 – the year your inbox died a slow death from thousands of GDPR “Privacy Policy Update” emails and the entire world started doing the “Floss” dance. It’s the year TikTok officially arrived to eat the attention spans of your interns, and everyone in the office used FaceApp to see exactly how wrinkled they’ll be when they finally pay off their student loans. While the IT department is frantically patching the Spectre and Meltdown bugs, the rest of the staff is shouting “Wakanda Forever!” in the breakroom and wondering if Bitcoin will ever go back to 20k.
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78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition

Welcome to 2017 – the year the office sounded like a swarm of bees thanks to Fidget Spinners and everyone started staring at their phones just to unlock them. It’s the year Apple deleted the Home button with the iPhone X, forcing us to master “gestures” like we were performing magic tricks. While the IT department is busy “mining” Bitcoin on the company servers, everyone else is under their desks playing The Legend of Zelda on the newly launched Nintendo Switch. It’s the year of Salt Bae, Wonder Woman, and the Great Solar Eclipse that gave everyone a 2-minute excuse to stand in the parking lot and look at the sun.
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69 Office Groaners: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack” Edition

Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop and the HR department had to issue a memo titled “No, you cannot catch a Pikachu during the Board Meeting.” It’s the year Apple courageously removed the headphone jack, forcing us all into the “Dongle Life,” and the Mannequin Challenge froze productivity in every hallway. While the world debated Brexit and a very loud Election, we were all busy trying to figure out if Slack was actually better than talking to people and why the intern was obsessed with Musical.ly.
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117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017)

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal spinning of a Fidget Spinner or the social shift toward a more mobile lifestyle with the Nintendo Switch, we were always on the move. It was the year of “Despacito” (the song that broke the internet), the debut of Wonder Woman, and the moment everyone became a financial expert because of the Bitcoin boom. These puns are perfectly balanced, highly addictive, and optimized for a hybrid-gaming world.
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130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016)

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. While we were all busy “catching ’em all” in the real world, the “Dab” became the universal dance move for every occasion. It was the year of Deadpool (shattering the fourth wall and box office records), the debut of Stranger Things (making us nostalgic for the 80s all over again), and the moment we realized that a simple water bottle could be the most entertaining toy on the planet. These puns are location-based, perfectly flipped, and optimized for a 2016 timeline.
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