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78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition

Welcome to 2017 – the year the office sounded like a swarm of bees thanks to Fidget Spinners and everyone started staring at their phones just to unlock them. It’s the year Apple deleted the Home button with the iPhone X, forcing us to master “gestures” like we were performing magic tricks. While the IT department is busy “mining” Bitcoin on the company servers, everyone else is under their desks playing The Legend of Zelda on the newly launched Nintendo Switch. It’s the year of Salt BaeWonder Woman, and the Great Solar Eclipse that gave everyone a 2-minute excuse to stand in the parking lot and look at the sun.
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69 Office Groaners: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack” Edition

Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop and the HR department had to issue a memo titled “No, you cannot catch a Pikachu during the Board Meeting.” It’s the year Apple courageously removed the headphone jack, forcing us all into the “Dongle Life,” and the Mannequin Challenge froze productivity in every hallway. While the world debated Brexit and a very loud Election, we were all busy trying to figure out if Slack was actually better than talking to people and why the intern was obsessed with Musical.ly.
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77 Office Groaners: The 2015 “The Dress & Windows 10” Edition

Welcome to 2015 – the year the office nearly imploded over whether “The Dress” was blue and black or white and gold (it was a productivity disaster). It’s the year Microsoft finally apologized for everything by releasing Windows 10, the Apple Watch arrived to make us look at our wrists every 30 seconds, and the phrase “Netflix and Chill” became the most awkward thing for a manager to say at a staff meeting. While we’re all saying goodbye to Internet Explorer, we’re saying hello to Apple Music and trying to figure out why everyone is suddenly obsessed with “Left Shark.”
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