2017 Vintage: The Clemson Revenge
Why was Deshaun Watson smiling? Because he threw a last-second touchdown to beat Alabama, getting revenge for 2016 and proving that even Nick Saban’s defense… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Clemson Revenge
2017 Archive: The Tesla Model 3 “Waiting List”
Why was the manager checking his email every 5 minutes? He was #452,000 on the list and he’s been waiting for his “affordable” electric dream… Read More »2017 Archive: The Tesla Model 3 “Waiting List”
2017 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
“I collect 2016 Pokémon GO accounts. They’re so ‘Retro’.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hobby
2016 Vintage: The Stranger Things
A guy walks into a bar and starts flickering the lights on and off. The bartender yells, “What’s wrong with you?” The guy says, “I’m… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Stranger Things
2016 Archive: The Dab
A guy sneezes into his elbow and keeps his arm up. The bartender says, “Bless you, or nice dance move. I can’t tell anymore.” Part… Read More »2016 Archive: The Dab
2016 Classic: The Tequila
One shot to forget the headlines, two to stop caring. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Classic: The Tequila
2016 Legacy: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2017, I’m going to spend more time with humans and less with digital monsters.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Legacy: The New Year’s Resolution
2016 Archive: The Arrival Movie
“I’m trying to communicate with an alien race!” “That’s just your teenager, Kevin. Just offer him pizza and back away slowly.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2016 Archive: The Arrival Movie
2016 Legacy: The Manchester by the Sea
“I’m brooding and full of grief.” “No, you’re just cranky because the Patriots lost. Chill out.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Manchester by the Sea
2016 Classic: The 2016 Exit
“Why was 2016 so long?” “Because we spent the first half looking for Pokémon and the second half looking for a new planet.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Exit