2016 Legacy: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink “Sparkling Water”? Because 2016 was the year LaCroix became the official beverage of the corporate world. Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2016 Legacy: The New Year Toast
2016 Legacy: The “Water Bottle Flip” Challenge
Why did the CEO fail? Because he tried to flip a glass of expensive scotch and the “Landing” was a disaster. Part of the 69… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Water Bottle Flip” Challenge
2016 Classic: The Tesla Autopilot (First Death)
Why were the lawyers busy? They were trying to figure out if you can sue a “line of code” for manslaughter. Part of the 47… Read More »2016 Classic: The Tesla Autopilot (First Death)
2016 Legacy: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry a portable battery and a VR headset? One to keep the billables running, one to escape the consequences. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Power Move
2016 Vintage: The 2016 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2016? Because when the world gets “augmented,” the fees get “supplemented.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue… Read More »2016 Vintage: The 2016 Verdict
2016 Classic: Ghostbusters (Remake)
Why was the internet so mad? Because in 2016, we learned that some people are more afraid of four funny women than they are of… Read More »2016 Classic: Ghostbusters (Remake)
2016 Legacy: Hiddleswift
Why was Tom Hiddleston wearing an “I Heart T.S.” shirt? Because in 2016, we learned that even a Marvel villain can be a very enthusiastic… Read More »2016 Legacy: Hiddleswift
2016 Classic: The Sia
“Cheap Thrills.” I told her I don’t need money to have fun. She said, “The electric company disagrees, Greg. Pay the bill.” Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Sia
2016 Vintage: The Lukas Graham
“7 Years.” I sang it. She said, “In 7 years you’ll still be looking for your car keys.” Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Lukas Graham
2016 Legacy: The Scared Elephant
Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Scared Elephant